Dad Jokes
by Dad Exteriors

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Take a minute, laugh a little, then see what Dad can do for your home.

Roofing Laughs

Why did the roofer get promoted?

He nailed it.
If your roof is not nailing it, we can help. We replace shingle and flat roofs across Chicago and the North Shore.

Deck Jokes

I told my deck it needed to grow up.

Now it has more levels.
If you want a bigger, better deck, we design and build composite and rooftop decks that actually get used.

Pergola and Outdoor Living

What did the pergola say to the deck?

You complete me.
From pergolas to lighting and heaters, we turn basic decks into real outdoor rooms you want to be in.

Masonry Moments

My mason friend is never stressed.

He knows how to keep it together.
We handle tuckpointing, lintel replacement, chimney rebuilds, and full facade restoration.

What Dad Actually Does

Dad Exteriors takes care of the parts of your home that take the most abuse from Chicago weather.

Roofing

Shingle and flat roofs, roof repairs, venting, and parapet tie-ins.

Decking

Rooftop decks, TimberTech composite decks, stairs, and rail systems.

Masonry

Tuckpointing, parapet walls, chimneys, lintels, and stone repair.

Outdoor Living

Pergolas, lighting, heaters, outlets, and full exterior refresh projects.

Dad Exteriors crew standing together in front of a Chicago home, representing our team of roofing, masonry, and deck specialists.
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